Kittens, we’ve got a LOT of ground to cover today and we’ve only
slept a few hours after spending 6 hours live-tweeting that long, boring
mess. So expect a lot of crankiness today! Yay!
Hit it, Anne.
Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Prada gown paired with Tiffany & Co. jewelry.
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Oscars 2013: Anne Hathaway in Prada |
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Oscars 2013: Anne Hathaway in Prada |
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Oscars 2013: Anne Hathaway in Prada |
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Oscars 2013: Anne Hathaway in Prada |
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Oscars 2013: Anne Hathaway in Prada |
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Oscars 2013: Anne Hathaway in Prada |
Frankly, we think she dropped the ball at the last minute. From the
second Les Miz opened, and continuing all the way through awards season,
she’s been sporting one highly discussable look after another. So what
does she do for the big moment? She balks and goes the Gwyneth Paltrow
route. The criticisms that she was trying too hard must have really
stung.
We don’t much like this dress. The pale pink doesn’t photograph well,
it’s too satin-y and a little wrinkled, we don’t like that large waist
panel, and we don’t like the neckline and how it interacts with that
necklace. Then there are, of course, Anne Hathaway’s Imaginary Nipples.
It actually took us a few seconds of staring at her chest (something
that doesn’t always come naturally to us) to determine whether we were
looking at Anne’s nipples or we were looking at some aggressively
ill-placed darts. Even now, in the full light of morning, we’re not
entirely sure how much of that is dart and how much is nip. Either way,
she should’ve rejected this dress for that reason alone because the
second she stepped on the red carpet, twitter lit up with “Anne
Hathaway’s nipples” responses.
Then again, maybe she knew exactly what she was doing.